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I INSTANTLY GET ANNOYED BY ANY HYBRID FOOD CREATION, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT SOUNDS
January 17, 2020

I INSTANTLY GET ANNOYED BY ANY HYBRID FOOD CREATION, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT SOUNDS

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EVER SINCE I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY MY WARDROBE HAS SHIFTED TO MOSTLY BLACK OR DARK COLORS.
January 3, 2020

EVER SINCE I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY MY WARDROBE HAS SHIFTED TO MOSTLY BLACK OR DARK COLORS.

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I’VE OWNED AT LEAST EIGHT UMBRELLAS IN THE PAST MONTH
December 12, 2019

I’VE OWNED AT LEAST EIGHT UMBRELLAS IN THE PAST MONTH

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I SERIOUSLY CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DROVE A CAR
November 22, 2019

I SERIOUSLY CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DROVE A CAR

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OMG HOW FUNNY IS THIS. MANHATTAN HAS A STREET NAMED AFTER OUR HOMETOWN HOUSTON
October 25, 2019

OMG HOW FUNNY IS THIS. MANHATTAN HAS A STREET NAMED AFTER OUR HOMETOWN HOUSTON

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MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAS BEEN SO MUCH COOLER EVER SINCE THEY PUT IN ALL THE NEW CONDOS
September 7, 2019

MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAS BEEN SO MUCH COOLER EVER SINCE THEY PUT IN ALL THE NEW CONDOS

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THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING MUST CONTAIN EXTRA MILK SUGAR AND THREE VARIETIES OF FRUIT – LUXURIOUS TREATMENT
August 30, 2019

THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING MUST CONTAIN EXTRA MILK SUGAR AND THREE VARIETIES OF FRUIT – LUXURIOUS TREATMENT

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THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING MUST CONTAIN EXTRA MILK SUGAR AND THREE VARIETIES OF FRUIT
August 16, 2019

THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING MUST CONTAIN EXTRA MILK SUGAR AND THREE VARIETIES OF FRUIT

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THIS YELLOW CAB SMELLS WONDERFUL!
August 2, 2019

THIS YELLOW CAB SMELLS WONDERFUL!

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NO MSG NO IPA
July 26, 2019

NO MSG NO IPA

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