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Styles: Double Dry-Hopped

THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION

January 10, 2020

THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION

EVER SINCE I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY MY WARDROBE HAS SHIFTED TO MOSTLY BLACK OR DARK COLORS.

January 3, 2020

EVER SINCE I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY MY WARDROBE HAS SHIFTED TO MOSTLY BLACK OR DARK COLORS.

I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE

December 26, 2019

I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE

I’VE OWNED AT LEAST EIGHT UMBRELLAS IN THE PAST MONTH

December 12, 2019

I’VE OWNED AT LEAST EIGHT UMBRELLAS IN THE PAST MONTH

ONE TIME I CUT THE LINE IN FRONT OF AN OLD LADY TO GET ON A CROWDED SUBWAY

December 6, 2019

ONE TIME I CUT THE LINE IN FRONT OF AN OLD LADY TO GET ON A CROWDED SUBWAY

I SERIOUSLY CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DROVE A CAR

November 22, 2019

I SERIOUSLY CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DROVE A CAR

AWWWW! HOW CUTE IS THIS? A PAIR OF RATS CHASING EACH OTHER ON THE SUBWAY TRACKS.

November 22, 2019

AWWWW! HOW CUTE IS THIS? A PAIR OF RATS CHASING EACH OTHER ON THE SUBWAY TRACKS.

WHEN I TRAVEL OUTSIDE NEW YORK IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK AS SLOW AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES

November 15, 2019

WHEN I TRAVEL OUTSIDE NEW YORK IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK AS SLOW AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES

I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL A SPECIFIC ANGER OF WAITING IN LINE TO SWIPE AT THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIPE

November 15, 2019

I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL A SPECIFIC ANGER OF WAITING IN LINE TO SWIPE AT THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIPE

WHAT IF WE NAMED THIS BEER DOUG FROM CYCLE?

November 8, 2019

WHAT IF WE NAMED THIS BEER DOUG FROM CYCLE?