Are you over 21?

Styles: Double Dry-Hopped

YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP

YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP

EVEN MORE STRAIGHT OUTTA THE MARSHMALLOW LABORATORY

EVEN MORE STRAIGHT OUTTA THE MARSHMALLOW LABORATORY

I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY OR STATEN ISLAND

February 28, 2020

I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY OR STATEN ISLAND

NEW YORKERS ONLY WAIT ‘ON LINE’ NOT ‘IN LINE’

February 21, 2020

NEW YORKERS ONLY WAIT ‘ON LINE’ NOT ‘IN LINE’

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS JAYWALKING

February 21, 2020

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS JAYWALKING

THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR

February 14, 2020

THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR DOWN THE L BEFORE

February 14, 2020

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR DOWN THE L BEFORE

I CAN WALK PAST A FULL-GROWN MAN ON THE STREET, WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR, AND NOT EVEN NOTICE IT

January 31, 2020

I CAN WALK PAST A FULL-GROWN MAN ON THE STREET, WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR, AND NOT EVEN NOTICE IT

ALL MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION MUST OBEY TO THE ‘PEDESTRIAN HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY’ RULE

January 31, 2020

ALL MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION MUST OBEY TO THE ‘PEDESTRIAN HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY’ RULE

I INSTANTLY GET ANNOYED BY ANY HYBRID FOOD CREATION, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT SOUNDS

January 17, 2020

I INSTANTLY GET ANNOYED BY ANY HYBRID FOOD CREATION, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT SOUNDS