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ET STAY HOME 2 – WATERMELON, APRICOT, KEY LIME

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOUR EVIL-TWIN-TYPE LONG BEER NAMES?

HOW ABOUT ONE OF YOUR EVIL-TWIN-TYPE LONG BEER NAMES?

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for I MISS THE OLD ENIPLA NELSON

I MISS THE OLD ENIPLA NELSON

IPA
Image or graphic for WHAT EVEN IS PINK PINEAPPLE ANYWAY?

WHAT EVEN IS PINK PINEAPPLE ANYWAY?

Pink Sour IPA
Image or graphic for THE HARDEST THING ABOUT FINDING TOILET PAPER IS THAT I’M ALWAYS SO SPOILED FOR CHOICE

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT FINDING TOILET PAPER IS THAT I’M ALWAYS SO SPOILED FOR CHOICE

Double IPA
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I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO MY DAILY COMMUTE TO THE GROCERY STORE

Double IPA
Image or graphic for WE WILL MEET AGAIN AND EAT PIZZA

WE WILL MEET AGAIN AND EAT PIZZA

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for ET STAY HOME – BLUEBERRY, RASPBERRY

ET STAY HOME – BLUEBERRY, RASPBERRY

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for THIS DELI NEEDS A BIGGER TOILET PAPER SELECTION

THIS DELI NEEDS A BIGGER TOILET PAPER SELECTION

IPA
Image or graphic for THEY SAY THERE ARE A BILLION STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN ANY.

THEY SAY THERE ARE A BILLION STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN ANY.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SITTING IN THE MAP SEAT AGAIN.

I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SITTING IN THE MAP SEAT AGAIN.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for ARE BLACKBERRIES ACTUALLY BLACK?

ARE BLACKBERRIES ACTUALLY BLACK?

Black Sour IPA
Image or graphic for YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP

YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP

Double IPA
Image or graphic for EVEN MORE STRAIGHT OUTTA THE MARSHMALLOW LABORATORY

EVEN MORE STRAIGHT OUTTA THE MARSHMALLOW LABORATORY

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY OR STATEN ISLAND

I HAVE NEVER, EVER BEEN TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY OR STATEN ISLAND

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PASSION FRUIT

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR PASSION FRUIT

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for NEW YORKERS ONLY WAIT ‘ON LINE’ NOT ‘IN LINE’

NEW YORKERS ONLY WAIT ‘ON LINE’ NOT ‘IN LINE’

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS JAYWALKING

THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS JAYWALKING

IPA
Image or graphic for THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR

THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR

Double IPA
Image or graphic for I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR DOWN THE L BEFORE

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS FAR DOWN THE L BEFORE

IPA
Image or graphic for WHAT EVEN IS BLUE RASPBERRY ANYWAY?

WHAT EVEN IS BLUE RASPBERRY ANYWAY?

Blue Sour IPA
Image or graphic for ZACH’S AUTHENTIC KEY LIME SOUR

ZACH’S AUTHENTIC KEY LIME SOUR

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for I CAN WALK PAST A FULL-GROWN MAN ON THE STREET, WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR, AND NOT EVEN NOTICE IT.

I CAN WALK PAST A FULL-GROWN MAN ON THE STREET, WEARING NOTHING BUT UNDERWEAR, AND NOT EVEN NOTICE IT.

Triple IPA
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STRAWBERRY SWIRL SOUR

Sour IPA
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CINNAMON BAKED PEAR SOUR

Sour IPA
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ALL MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION MUST OBEY TO THE ‘PEDESTRIAN HAS THE RIGHT OF WAY’ RULE

IPA
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Not So Dry January Mango Guava Bodega Smoothie

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for I INSTANTLY GET ANNOYED BY ANY HYBRID FOOD CREATION, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT SOUNDS

I INSTANTLY GET ANNOYED BY ANY HYBRID FOOD CREATION, NO MATTER HOW DELICIOUS IT SOUNDS

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION

THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION

Double IPA
Image or graphic for EVER SINCE I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY MY WARDROBE HAS SHIFTED TO MOSTLY BLACK OR DARK COLORS.

EVER SINCE I MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY MY WARDROBE HAS SHIFTED TO MOSTLY BLACK OR DARK COLORS.

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for MILLIONS OF PEACHES, APRICOTS AND ALMONDS. PEACHES, APRICOTS AND ALMONDS FOR ME.

MILLIONS OF PEACHES, APRICOTS AND ALMONDS. PEACHES, APRICOTS AND ALMONDS FOR ME.

Sour IPA
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AXEL BOISEN BOY’S BERRY SHAKE

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for OUR MARSHMALLOW, RASPBERRY, CHERRY, VANILLA SLUSH POP

OUR MARSHMALLOW, RASPBERRY, CHERRY, VANILLA SLUSH POP

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE

I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for OOPS, I DROPPED MY GRAPEFRUIT SOUR

OOPS, I DROPPED MY GRAPEFRUIT SOUR

Sour DIPA
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Guampa Loompas

Sour IPA
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I’ve Owned At Least Eight Umbrellas In The Past Month

Triple IPA
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Fire Drink With Me

Sour DIPA
Image or graphic for ONE TIME I CUT THE LINE IN FRONT OF AN OLD LADY TO GET ON A CROWDED SUBWAY

ONE TIME I CUT THE LINE IN FRONT OF AN OLD LADY TO GET ON A CROWDED SUBWAY

Double IPA
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I SERIOUSLY CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I DROVE A CAR

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for AWWWW! HOW CUTE IS THIS. A PAIR OF RATS CHASING EACH OTHER ON THE SUBWAY TRACKS.

AWWWW! HOW CUTE IS THIS. A PAIR OF RATS CHASING EACH OTHER ON THE SUBWAY TRACKS.

IPA
Image or graphic for WHEN I TRAVEL OUTSIDE NEW YORK IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK AS SLOW AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

WHEN I TRAVEL OUTSIDE NEW YORK IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK AS SLOW AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL A SPECIFIC ANGER OF WAITING IN LINE TO SWIPE AT THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIPE.

I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL A SPECIFIC ANGER OF WAITING IN LINE TO SWIPE AT THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIPE.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for WHO WANT’S APPLE PIE?

WHO WANT’S APPLE PIE?

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for WHAT IF WE NAMED THIS BEER DOUG FROM CYCLE?

WHAT IF WE NAMED THIS BEER DOUG FROM CYCLE?

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for SHARING IS A WONDERFUL THING. ESPECIALLY TO THOSE YOU’VE SHARED WITH

SHARING IS A WONDERFUL THING. ESPECIALLY TO THOSE YOU’VE SHARED WITH

DDH Double IPA
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THE SOUR ADAPTATION OF ROOT + BRANCH’S “THE NOMADIC APPROACH TO REINVENTING THE WHEEL” BREWED WITH GREAT CARE AT EVIL TWIN NYC IN RIDGEWOOD, QUEENS UNDER THE DIRECTION OF HUDSON VALLEY BREWERY

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for OMG HOW FUNNY IS THIS. MANHATTAN HAS A STREET NAMED AFTER OUR HOMETOWN HOUSTON.

OMG HOW FUNNY IS THIS. MANHATTAN HAS A STREET NAMED AFTER OUR HOMETOWN HOUSTON.

Triple IPA
Image or graphic for IS IT ME OR DOES THIS SUBWAY STATION SMELL LIKE PEE?

IS IT ME OR DOES THIS SUBWAY STATION SMELL LIKE PEE?

Double IPA
Image or graphic for GRANOLA MOMS FAVORITE

GRANOLA MOMS FAVORITE

Sour IPA
Image or graphic for What’s The Hottest Restaurant in New York Right Now? No, I Don’t Really Have A Strong Opinion About That

What’s The Hottest Restaurant in New York Right Now? No, I Don’t Really Have A Strong Opinion About That

Double IPA
Image or graphic for I Doubt This Bodega Has Any Of The Things On My Grocery Shopping List

I Doubt This Bodega Has Any Of The Things On My Grocery Shopping List

DDH IPA
Image or graphic for I Don’t Feel Like Taking The Subway. Let’s Take A Cab All The Way There

I Don’t Feel Like Taking The Subway. Let’s Take A Cab All The Way There

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for WHY DON’T WE JUST TAKE THE SUBWAY TO JFK INSTEAD?

WHY DON’T WE JUST TAKE THE SUBWAY TO JFK INSTEAD?

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for LET’S GET DINNER IN TIMES SQUARE

LET’S GET DINNER IN TIMES SQUARE

DIPA
Image or graphic for ISN’T BROOKLYN A LITTLE SKETCHY? WHY WOULD YOU LIVE THERE?

ISN’T BROOKLYN A LITTLE SKETCHY? WHY WOULD YOU LIVE THERE?

DDH DIPA
Image or graphic for YOUR APARTMENT IS SO SMALL. YOU WOULD PROBABLY FIND SOMETHING LARGER FOR LESS MONEY OUTSIDE OF THE CITY.

YOUR APARTMENT IS SO SMALL. YOU WOULD PROBABLY FIND SOMETHING LARGER FOR LESS MONEY OUTSIDE OF THE CITY.

DDH IPA
Image or graphic for MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAS BEEN SO MUCH COOLER EVER SINCE THEY PUT IN ALL THE NEW CONDOS

MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAS BEEN SO MUCH COOLER EVER SINCE THEY PUT IN ALL THE NEW CONDOS

DDH Triple IPA
Image or graphic for BUT, YOU’RE DEFINITELY SOMEBODY’S DAD…RIGHT?

BUT, YOU’RE DEFINITELY SOMEBODY’S DAD…RIGHT?

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for NEW YORK IS A GREAT PLACE TO VISIT, BUT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO LIVE THERE.

NEW YORK IS A GREAT PLACE TO VISIT, BUT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO LIVE THERE.

IPA
Image or graphic for THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING MUST CONTAIN EXTRA MILK SUGAR AND THREE VARIETIES OF FRUIT – LUXURIOUS TREATMENT

THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING MUST CONTAIN EXTRA MILK SUGAR AND THREE VARIETIES OF FRUIT – LUXURIOUS TREATMENT

Sour Triple IPA
Image or graphic for THREE HOURS? NO PROBLEM. I’M SURE YOUR PIZZA IS TOTALLY WORTH IT

THREE HOURS? NO PROBLEM. I’M SURE YOUR PIZZA IS TOTALLY WORTH IT

DDH IPA
Image or graphic for I’M LOVING NEW YORK CITY! BUT HOW DO I GET TO QUEENS

I’M LOVING NEW YORK CITY! BUT HOW DO I GET TO QUEENS

DDH DIPA
Image or graphic for THIS YELLOW CAB SMELLS WONDERFUL!

THIS YELLOW CAB SMELLS WONDERFUL!

Triple IPA
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NO MSG NO IPA

Triple IPA
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Even More Pulp

Double IPA
Image or graphic for Das Leben Ist Kein Ponyhof

Das Leben Ist Kein Ponyhof

Double IPA
Image or graphic for How Cool Is This – A Mariachi Band In The Subway Car

How Cool Is This – A Mariachi Band In The Subway Car
Image or graphic for Do You Have This “I Love New York” T-Shirt In My Size?

Do You Have This “I Love New York” T-Shirt In My Size?

DDH DIPA
Image or graphic for Ooohh…It’s In Queens? I Don’t Know If I’ll Make It.

Ooohh…It’s In Queens? I Don’t Know If I’ll Make It.

DIPA
Image or graphic for Créme De La Créme

Créme De La Créme

TIPA
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Corner of George St And Shawmut Road

IPA
Image or graphic for WAIT THE L TRAIN ISN’T CLOSING?

WAIT THE L TRAIN ISN’T CLOSING?

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for This deli needs a bigger cream-cheese selection

This deli needs a bigger cream-cheese selection

Double IPA
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Subway Showtime

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO MY DAILY COMMUTE ON THE L TRAIN

I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO MY DAILY COMMUTE ON THE L TRAIN

DDH TRIPLE IPA
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A Nightmare On George Street

DDH Double IPA
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DDH DMS DIPA

DDH DMS Double IPA
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The Nomadic Approach to Reinventing the Wheel Edition 2 – Version 2

Double IPA
Image or graphic for The Nomadic Approach To Reinventing the Wheel. Edition 2⠀⠀

The Nomadic Approach To Reinventing the Wheel. Edition 2⠀⠀

Double IPA
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I Grew Up In Williamsburg

DDH IPA
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How Much You Wanna Make A Bet I Can Throw A Football Over Them Mountains?

DDH IPA
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By The End Of The Day!

DDH Triple IPA
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Ridgewood Resurrection

DDH Imperial IPA