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Image or graphic for THEY SAY THERE ARE A BILLION STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN ANY.

THEY SAY THERE ARE A BILLION STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN ANY.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SITTING IN THE MAP SEAT AGAIN.

I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SITTING IN THE MAP SEAT AGAIN.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP

YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP

Double IPA
Image or graphic for THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR

THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR

Double IPA
Image or graphic for THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION

THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION

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Image or graphic for I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE

I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for ONE TIME I CUT THE LINE IN FRONT OF AN OLD LADY TO GET ON A CROWDED SUBWAY

ONE TIME I CUT THE LINE IN FRONT OF AN OLD LADY TO GET ON A CROWDED SUBWAY

Double IPA
Image or graphic for WHEN I TRAVEL OUTSIDE NEW YORK IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK AS SLOW AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

WHEN I TRAVEL OUTSIDE NEW YORK IT’S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO WALK AS SLOW AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL A SPECIFIC ANGER OF WAITING IN LINE TO SWIPE AT THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIPE.

I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL A SPECIFIC ANGER OF WAITING IN LINE TO SWIPE AT THE SUBWAY TURNSTILE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIPE.

Double IPA
Image or graphic for IS IT ME OR DOES THIS SUBWAY STATION SMELL LIKE PEE?

IS IT ME OR DOES THIS SUBWAY STATION SMELL LIKE PEE?

Double IPA
Image or graphic for I Don’t Feel Like Taking The Subway. Let’s Take A Cab All The Way There

I Don’t Feel Like Taking The Subway. Let’s Take A Cab All The Way There

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for ISN’T BROOKLYN A LITTLE SKETCHY? WHY WOULD YOU LIVE THERE?

ISN’T BROOKLYN A LITTLE SKETCHY? WHY WOULD YOU LIVE THERE?

DDH DIPA
Image or graphic for I’M LOVING NEW YORK CITY! BUT HOW DO I GET TO QUEENS

I’M LOVING NEW YORK CITY! BUT HOW DO I GET TO QUEENS

DDH DIPA
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Even More Pulp

Double IPA
Image or graphic for Das Leben Ist Kein Ponyhof

Das Leben Ist Kein Ponyhof

Double IPA
Image or graphic for How Cool Is This – A Mariachi Band In The Subway Car

How Cool Is This – A Mariachi Band In The Subway Car
Image or graphic for Do You Have This “I Love New York” T-Shirt In My Size?

Do You Have This “I Love New York” T-Shirt In My Size?

DDH DIPA
Image or graphic for Ooohh…It’s In Queens? I Don’t Know If I’ll Make It.

Ooohh…It’s In Queens? I Don’t Know If I’ll Make It.

DIPA
Image or graphic for WAIT THE L TRAIN ISN’T CLOSING?

WAIT THE L TRAIN ISN’T CLOSING?

DDH Double IPA
Image or graphic for This deli needs a bigger cream-cheese selection

This deli needs a bigger cream-cheese selection

Double IPA