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THE HARDEST THING ABOUT FINDING TOILET PAPER IS THAT I’M ALWAYS SO SPOILED FOR CHOICE
April 30, 2020

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT FINDING TOILET PAPER IS THAT I’M ALWAYS SO SPOILED FOR CHOICE

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I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO MY DAILY COMMUTE TO THE GROCERY STORE
April 30, 2020

I ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD TO MY DAILY COMMUTE TO THE GROCERY STORE

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THEY SAY THERE ARE A BILLION STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN ANY
March 26, 2020

THEY SAY THERE ARE A BILLION STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY, BUT I’VE NEVER SEEN ANY

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I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SITTING IN THE MAP SEAT AGAIN.
March 23, 2020

I MADE THE MISTAKE OF SITTING IN THE MAP SEAT AGAIN.

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YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP
March 12, 2020

YOU’RE NOT A REAL NEW YORKER ‘TILL YOU’VE BEEN BAPTIZED BY THE AIR CONDITIONER DRIP

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THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR
February 14, 2020

THE MOST EXPENSIVE THING I’VE EVER PAID FOR IS THE BROKER’S FEE ON THE RENTAL APARTMENT THAT I LIVED IN FOR LESS THAN A YEAR

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THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION
January 10, 2020

THE NEW YEAR’S EVE BALL DROP IS BEST VIEWED FROM MY TELEVISION

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I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE
December 26, 2019

I’M LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO GO AND SEE THE ROCKEFELLER CENTER CHRISTMAS TREE

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OOPS, I DROPPED MY GRAPEFRUIT SOUR
December 26, 2019

OOPS, I DROPPED MY GRAPEFRUIT SOUR

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FIRE DRINK WITH ME
December 12, 2019

FIRE DRINK WITH ME

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